	9oz
Diameter, in	2.80
Height, in	3.50

This 9oz soy candle wears its humor quietly on a minimalist black label — the kind of deadpan that lands on a desk, a bookshelf, or a coworker’s birthday table without needing an explanation. It’s a genuinely good candle that also happens to be funny, which puts it squarely in the overlap of “gifts people actually use” and “gifts people actually remember.” The best part is to create your own Venn Diagram on the label.

Hand-poured in the USA from 100% natural soy wax with a cotton wick, it burns cleanly for 50–60 hours. Choose from nine thoughtfully blended scents — or go unscented when the joke is the whole point. The reusable glass jar cleans up easily after the last burn and becomes a desk catchall, a small planter, or a pen holder. Your custom text is printed on a glossy permanent adhesive label, making it a personal gift that doesn’t look like it was assembled in a hurry.

Scent options & profiles
- Beachwood — Bask in the essence, zest of sea salt and orange peel, harmonizing with the crisp scents of grass. As the bouquet deepens, invigorating waves of eucalyptus and sage begin their sparkling dance, tempered by the grounding ambiance of teakwood and patchouli.
- Blackberry Vanilla — A luscious blend of juicy black cherry, ripe raspberry, sweet strawberry, and rich plum. This fruity, decadent fragrance finishes with warm musk and sugared vanilla, wrapping you in a deliciously smooth aroma.
- Cashmere Musk — As its top notes of bergamot and saffron, the heart comes alive with violets and lily of the valley. The fragrance settles with a soothing blend of dark musk and vetiver.
- Cinnamon Chai — A blend reminiscent of a steaming cup of spiced chai, it marries notes of zesty orange peel and rich black tea. Hints of nutmeg and peppercorn. Finally, the alluring base notes of vanilla, clove, and cinnamon offer an embrace of comfort and nostalgia.
- Fraser Fir — This scent begins with a refreshing burst of cypress and lemon peel. Brings the robust and earthy tones of evergreen and cedar. As the fragrance settles, a comforting base of fir, amber, and moss lingers, enveloping your space with warmth and tranquility.
- Lavender — Refreshing burst of citrus and bergamot. As the scent unfolds, notes of camphor and eucalyptus weave through the air and are rounded off by a soft touch of cedar. This is in preparation for the heart of the experience - pure, mesmerizing lavender.
- Mango Coconut — Opening with the uplifting zest of orange and pineapple, it seamlessly transitions to the juicy accord of peach and mango. As the aroma unfolds, a sweet base of sugar and creamy coconut milk lingers.
- Vanilla Bean — Introducing Vanilla Bean, the essence of warmth and comfort. A harmonious blend of rich buttercream and sugary cake at the top, a heart note of pure unadulterated vanilla, and the smooth sophistication of bourbon at its base.
- Unscented — pure soft light, no added fragrance.

Product features
- 100% natural soy wax — vegan, non-toxic, no parabens, plastics, or synthetic dyes
- 100% cotton wick; 50–60 hour burn time (9oz)
- Reusable glass vessel — cleans easily and repurposes after burning
- Custom text on a glossy permanent adhesive label — gift-ready out of the box
- Assembled in the USA; ASTM safety compliant

Care instructions
- Trim wick to ¼” before each lighting. Keep wax pool clear of debris.
- Burn on a heat-resistant surface in a well-ventilated room. Never burn longer than 3 hours at a time; allow 2 hours to cool before relighting.
- Never leave unattended. Keep away from children, pets, and flammable materials.
- Discontinue use when ½” of wax remains. Use a snuffer to extinguish — never blow out.

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